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Throw Some D's: A Look At Rich Boy
by Kris


More expensive cars, repetative chorus, and several D's thrown. Here comes Rich Boy's 3rd verse.

Quote:
Hit The Block On Some New 10 Thousand Dolla Wheels. Kinda Strange How I Feel,
Toucha Gator On My Wheel Got Peanut Butter Icecream Peter Pan Seats Just Gotta
Fresh Cut Now We Lookin For Them Freaks.
That's got to be the best rhyme ever to grace rap. I GOT PEANUT BUTTER ICE CREAM AND PETER PAN SEATS! Wow. Don't spill any peanut budda ice cream on your peter pan seats, then you'll really be ridin' dirty. Rich Boy has a new hair cut to search for some freaks. Either I'm right about him dodging those felonies with the toddlers, or he is head of Mutant Control. Mutant Control is important and I salute thee, Rich Boy Candy Paint.


Quote:
Take Her Bacc Yella Bitch Make Her Dropp
Dem Draws Show Her Howwa Nigga Ball,Middle Finga To Da Law So Fuck Dem
Niggas Tell Em' What Dey Wanna Do?Hatin On A Nigga Cus My Next Skate 22's. When
I Pull Up Imma Park Right At Da Front Porch Lean In My Cup Got Purp In My Blunt.
Imma Real Pimp Bitch Im Not Playin' Like A Trick Just Bought A New 'lac Bout To Put Dem
Thangs On Dat Bitch!!!!!
So to end the song, he has a girl, inc which he sticks his middle finger in her. MUST BE CUZ UV DA RIMZ! The whole end of the song shoots you in the face with obvious when you realise that whole song can be summarized to

"I bought a cadillac. I put rims on it."

But they blindside you with their awesome variety.

"I bought a cadillac. I put rims on it. I also like to fingerbang women."



What an exciting conclusion. If you want to endure with me because you have not been intimidated by Rich Boy's pedophile like sweet toof, then you can find some videos on YouTube. Problem is it's a remix. But it's still got the lyrics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dYr6vrmI8c

Until next time...

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