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Throw Some D's: A Look At Rich Boy
by Kris


Quote:
... Just Bought A
Cadillac Took It To Da Chop Shop Got Da Damn Top Dropped Two Colored Flipped Flopped
Candy Red Lolipop Deres Some Hoes In Da parking 'lot Still Got My Glock Hott
Notice how many times there SHOULD have been a Th in that chunk of rhymes. So he got his car souped up, color changed and he's sitting in the parking lot with a gun and some lollipops. Sounds like Rich Boy is finding some underage ladies to abduct, maybe kill with his hott glock. Lollipops supposedly make good bait when your sittin' in da parking 'lot of a Chuckie Cheese, you fucking perv. No wonder why you got your cars color changed when you're running from the cops for rape and homicide charges.

Quote:
New Money Motha Fucka Don't You See Da Tail Light Don't You See Da Big Chain Don't
You Da Big Rims Wonda Who Dey Hatin' On Lately Baby Its Him Candy Paint

........wow....If da BIG CHAYNE doesn't impress you, even if DA BIG RIMS or the TAIL LIGHT doesn't impress you, how about his sudden tourette's will. CANDY PAINT!



Quote:
Gator Skin
Seats Call Me Dun Dee,Up In Yo 'hood Im Da Fucka Dat You Wanna Be Niggas Wish
Dey Could Feel Da Wood In My H3 Ridin' Wit No Tint So Motha-Fuckas No Its Me...
Niggas wanna feel the wood in his H3? Wait...his hummer? What about your Cadillick, Rich Boy? Oh Rich Boy. You've just got so much money selling crick.

Speaking of which. This is Rich Boy's first single. His first fucking song. And he already has a 4 million+ budget music video on his first song because they know how much of a sucker America will consume out of this crap. Everyone wants to be Rich Boy (being the point of the song...I think.) Why? ....Rims? HELL YEAH, RIMS! Moving on.

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When the chorus comes back up, everytime they say "THROW SOME D'S ON DAT BITCH" it shows a little girl for some uknown reason.



Look out, little girl! They're going to throw rims at you! Shyit Nigguh. Bitch don't be scratchin' da candy PAINT!

Now comes Polow Da Don, the guest rapper, with his fat rhymes.

Quote:
Nigga I Neva Slip And Ya See I Neva Fall,Alot Of Hoes Give Me Dey Numba But See I Neva
Call O.G Style Look At A Nigga Ball,Baby Afta We Hit Da Club Imma Hit Dem Draws Yea
Imma Brek You Off And Baby That Should Be All Every Bitch Should Have A Picture Of My
Dick On Dey Wall Polow Be The Shit Zone 4 Be The Click Yea Dis Fa My Dawgs
Yea Gangsters, Hustlas,Wankstas,Bustas (Wait A Minute Muthaficka)
As terrible as he is, he's better than Rich Boy. He gave the song a big right turn from putting on rims, sellin' crick, and lollipops, to having sex with women after taking the to da club. I have to say I'd like the idea of everyone having a picture of his dick on their walls. Why didn't I think of that? A picture of my dick for all the fans to hang on their walls? Find it in the merch section soon!



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