Throw Some D's: A Look At Rich Boy
by Kris
by Kris
Well, here we are again. I find myself catching sight of yet another absolutely horrible example of hip hop. It's just not fair. I want to move on to something fresh and new. Something that is a different flavor of horrible like Fall Out Boy or something. But the hip hop just stands out too much. When I saw this shit sandwhich, it gleamed with terrible. It gleamed in the only way a shit sandwhich can. How is that exactly? Let's ask Rich Boy.

I want to ease your way through this because I was unfortunate to hear it without warning. I'm guessing anyone who watches MTV has already seen it. I saw it on the internet, but I'm guessing it's all over MTV.
Anyhoozer, we're going to glide through this as the music video goes on.
It opens with Rich Boy shouting "GET MONEY! NEW MONEY! HAAAY!" as oh fuck rolls out my mouth. You can just feel how terrible this is already. Lyrics ahoy!
Quote:
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Rich Boy Sellin' Crack Dope Niggas Wanna Jack Shit Tight No Slack Just Bought A Cadillac(Throw Some D's On Da Bitch!!)Just Bought A Cadillac(Throw Some D's On Dat Bitch!!)Just Bought A Cadillac(Throw Some D's On Dat Bitch!!) |
A Cadillac"
turns into
"Rich Boy Sellin' Crick Dope Niggas Wanna Jick Shit Tight No Slick Just Bought
Cadillick"
I googled cadillick until my mind bruised, but there is no make of car called Cadillick. I'll be damned.
The video starts out (of course) with Rich Boy in front of the camera acting cool while scenes of expensive cars flash by.

Now for those who do not know the act of "throwin d's" let me translate. Throwin' D's is slappin' on some Rims (preferably Dayton) on a vehicle. I understand that'd be hard to grasp when you break down the sentence.
Throw Some D's
On Dat Bitch!!
Translates to:
Throw Some Rims
On That Woman
Translates to:
Assault That Women
By Using Rims As A Projectile.
Have no fear, ladies. He's talkin' bout a Cadillick.
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