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My Lifestyle: A Look At Fat Joe
by Kris

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Yeah, yeah, uh, yo, blow half your head off, leave you with brain damage
He got his shit rocked cause he didn't pay homage
It's the Don of this rap shit, go on with that wack shit
Heard you walked the dorm in a thong on your last bid

...So I live in a town, population 150 in the desolate state of Wyoming. So could someone tell me what the fuck is happening here? Joe wants you to blow half your head off. Then the Don wants to wack anyone in a thong. Sexy? Sure. Why not. Let's continue.

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Joey Crack is, the most official
Toke the pistol for those who appose the issue
I hope I convinced you to back up, really you acted up, believe me
I could EASILY GET YOUR ASS TOUCHED

Don't step up to Joey Crack. Seems he thinks you acted up. Really you acted up. Believe me. Now Joe is going to get your ass touched. That's a good way to teach anyone. If only they taught like that in school. "IF YOU DON'T SIT IN YOUR SEAT, I'LL MAKE JOE CRACK TOUCH YOUR ASS!"

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Bullet shook could make you take a bucket of piss
For runnin' your lips
Got the fifth stuck in your ribs, don't make me...
splash your lungs right in front of your kids
I'm a basketcase, don't ever give this bastard space
or I'ma have your ass erased

And I thought I was gangsta. Fuck around wit real niggaz and they splash your lungs with a bucket of piss in front of your children. That's cruel and unusual. THE GANGSTA WAY! Give Joe space or he will touch your ass so much that he will COMPLETELY ERASE IT! BOTH HANDS ON YOUR ASS UNTIL HE WASHES AWAY YOUR SKIN PIGMENT! Joe, calm down. You just got a fiancee and you're going around splashing buckets of urine on people and touchin asses. Where's the love?

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I'm from crills to crack
You've been dealin' with rap
You ain't never run the streets, now I'm revealing your act
What the fuck

So there is the moral of the story. Don't deal with rap. Joe is pretty upset on that last verse. So obviously you should steer clear of Rap or you'll upset Joe and he will touch your ass and splash your lungs with a bucket of piss. His piss or your piss? WHO KNOWS? I don't, meaning i'm not gangsta. Here is to you, Fat Joe, with your poetic ability.

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