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My Lifestyle: A Look At Fat Joe
by Kris


Quote:
What you know 16 be missin' Benzes
Rope chain down to my dick, the beef looks tremendous
Me and my niggaz flip holes in bitches
Back then, when I wouldn't even pose for bitches
That's right. The beef looks tremendous. I think Fat Joe is admiring himself right here. His dick is so TREMENDOUS that he has to CHAIN IT DOWN! That's what it's like to be Fat Joe. Back in the day, Fat Joe and a couple members of his posse would go around flipping holes in bitches. That sounds horrible. What kind of person who strut around the Bronx doing that to the poor bitches? Back then, Joe didn't even care about women. He is way too busy staring at such TREMENDOUS BEEF! MY FUCKING LORD! IT'S SUCH A LEGENDARY MEAT PRODUCT!


Quote:
My peeps already in the crowd looking for groupies to screw me
Exit the club, about to cruise up the block now
with the taj, stay frontin' with top down
See me in that new thing with my fiancee
Ass so fat, making you say "Muchos GRANDE"
Don't blame me, blame them, the white folk
for giving me ten mil, for possessin' the tight flow
WHOA
WHOA! You ok, Joe? Scared me there.
Not such a cold lonely world when he has peeps getting him laid. This is a big turn from the crackhouses and the ghangster shit that Joe was mentioning in the first verse. Looks like his peeps found him a significant other to marry. Awwwwwwww thanks peepz. And she has enough junk in the trunk to make you speek spanish. That's a good sign, right? He is right, though. It's you whities fault that he is rich and has a giant spanish speaking ass poppin out da top of his convertable. This guy is more famous than me. THAT MEANS YOU WHITE FOLKS ARE NOT DOING YOUR JOB!



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