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My Lifestyle: A Look At Fat Joe
by Kris

Anyways, before I start h8ting, the song we are looking at is called My Lifestyle from Fat Joe's Jealous Ones Still Envy album. G-wiz, mister. How does one fat rapper rise up from the streets using nothing but the SHEER INTENSITY OF HIS RHYTHMIC DEVICES? Observe.

Quote:

Ya'll wanna live my lifestyle
Never seen a brick, never seen a crackhouse
Wanna a war with the Don have your techs out
Bring it on, and I'ma show you gangsta

Intimidated yet? HE'LL SHOW YOU! With words.

Quote:

Yeah...ughh...right back at you motherfuckers....ughh...yeah..

I swear to god those are the printed lyrics. Fuck. I can't count how many words rhyme with Joe. You'd think he could start it out a little better than using a studder. But I have faith in him. I bet he just opened his mouth too wide and his secondary chin exceeded my expectations in his mouth. Spit da jowl out yo grill, Joe. Here it comes...ugh...yeah

Quote:

Yo, Yo, I stand alone in this cold world, could you believe that?
I've seen some good men get blown over G-packs
In the Bronx where it's known to hear the heat clap
And live niggaz get it on with the D-techs, SHIT, my life's legendary

So far this sounds kinda like Joe is getting a little sexy. I'm not sure if these good fellows are getting killed or getting blowjobs over G-Packs. It's ok that Joe is alone in this cold world as long as niggaz are having sex with D-techs. Better to have sex with live niggaz, but what do i know? As far as Heat Claps go, i'm guessing that it gets hot in the bronx and sometimes things get all sweaty in the bathing suit area so when you walk it makes that sticky, clappy sound. Or maybe i'm getting too imaginative. The bronx is either the best or worst place to be.

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