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My Lifestyle: A Look At Fat Joe
by Kris
by Kris
Ok, here is a little something to ease our way in so you don't hurt yourself when we dive dick-first into a whole-lotta fat rhymes from Fat Joe. For those of you who don't know who Fat Joe is, he is a rapper of the fattest calibur. He is neither Phat, Phfat, nor F@. He is just Fat. I guess Joe isn't a good rapper name. But heed my warning. Fat Joe is scuttling his fat waffle-stomper feet into the "music" business and he is leavin' no bitches hole unturned.Alright, so i'm somewhat of a metal head. That means it is my ABSOLUTE responsibility to hate everything you like. Even though I reside in a podunk town in a podunk state, I STILL know this is crap rap. I'll even go as far to say that I like some rap. Don't tell Satan. Rest assured, I be hatin. Fat Joe basically looks like a sumo wrestler with an oversized milk dud squashed onto his scalp.
So if you like Fat Joe, either click the X at the top right of this screen, move your pussy out of your field of vision and read, or drag a blade down your arm.
THIS IS FOR YOU! FAT JOE!
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