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A Time To Die: Part 1!
by Dave


Ahem, yeah, I got a bit carried away there. Anyway moving swiftly on, the next port of call for Jackie once she’s seen her son is to go see the chief superintendent of the local cop station. Shes been busted for something but we don’t know what yet. Not much happens in this scene worth of note, apart from the superintendent’s pissy frame of mind. I love the poster that you can just about see as Jackie’s leaving the office though.



Take the easy way out of confrontation by sending your folks a letter.

Its also worth noting at this point that the superintendent appears to have a shitty catchphrase that he repeats later in the movie as well. “You know the questions, all I want are the answers!” Why Richard Roundtree happily agreed to spew this idiocy on film is beyond me. Ah well, at least he went on to gain a reputation for quality acting in later years with movies such as um… George Of The Jungle.

And just when Jackie thinks her day can’t get any worse;


Dammit Frank, give up the chase!! You’re never going to get it! Look in her eyes! She hates you! Just get over it!

Aaaand thats the end of part 1! Now that I've introduced you to the characters, hopefully your balls (or genital matter of equal value) will be bursting at the prospect of seeing what madness these idiots get up to. And there's plenty of it. Look out for the second installment of my A Time To Die walkthrough pretty soon!! HABLEEE!


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