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A Time To Die: Part 1!
by Dave



BOOM!! CH-CHING!! CLICK-CHING!!

Thats it Traci, get a picture of that! Perfect, you sick bitch. What are you planning to do with those once you get home? I can't imagine for the life of me but hey, who's this particular cop thats just made his way onto the scene?


Its Jeff Conaway, aka Kenickie from Grease! The one that noone really cared about! And what the hell is going on with his hair? Conaway in this movie has possibly the most ridiculous head I've ever seen in film. He's also one of the main reasons I've watched this movie so much, and you'll find out why later and in future instalments. Anyway, Conaway then makes his way into the building and Traci sneakily follows, only to get her ass told to stay out. This is a man's job bitch, and they don't come more manly than the guy that played Kenickie in Grease. So get back down the stairs.

Conaway then makes his way to the roof of the building only to be shot at by the bad guys. Naturally he's pretty pissed about this and fires back. By the way, nice place to fire from boys. You'll get a lot of cover behind that tiny little skylight.



"Wid dis old skylight in front of us we be invincible!"

Conaway then shouts a couple of things to them in Spanish and they decide to run away. I guess you can chalk xenophobia on their list of evil qualities as well. What also puzzles me is that they have the balls to kill a cop in front of the rest of the force, yet are scared shitless by Spanish-speaking Jeff Conaway with a retarded haircut. Maybe they have bad memories from watching Babylon 5 or something. Anyway, soon enough Conaway catches up with them and holds them at gunpoint, where we get the first proper glimpse at their ridiculous suits.


I mean c'mon, the guy on the left looks like he's wearing a cow. Anyway, the bad guys try and pull a fast one by slipping guns out of their shirts, but Conaway pulls a faster one by shooting one of their asses dead. Simultaneously, the other one tries to run away and is abruptly stopped in his tracks by a knee to the nuts! Who does this saviour of all knees belong to??


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