Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen: Disaster Movie
by Matt
by Matt
Disaster Movie seems to be following the same trend, another genre spoof that's progressively shittier than the last one they made. They even have the same tired cast again. Carmen Electra plays a hot bimbo while some people from MadTV (the even shittier version of SNL) do some gripping pop culture references. That drag queen-looking social parasite Kim Kardashian even snagged herself a role.
Thank god Leslie Nielson didn't partake in this god awful thing. He was the pinnacle of the spoof movie actor before he met Friedberg and Seltzer. Those god damn assholes. Even Anna Faris finally said "no" to these douchebags. Now she can focus on real movie roles. Like The House Bunny.
Our source for criticism for this movie comes from the newly released trailer. You know, those things where you put really good jokes in to make people want to see your movie?
I guess they were going for the "lets put the worst parts in so the audience will enjoy the actual movie even more when they see it" route.
On one hand, you have to respect their ability to spoof movies before they even come out. But then again, maybe if they spent time writing it might not suck so incredibly bad.
When I started writing this, I thought maybe, just maybe, I could somehow sway even one person who worked at Lionsgate to make them realize they're polluting theaters with this garbage. Then I saw the other movies they have coming out. A Dane Cook romantic comedy and Nicholas Cage in Bangkok Dangerous. I now realize how futile my attempt was.
Disaster Movie: Coming to theaters and Abu Ghraib torture cells August 29th.
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