
We're happy to present the brand new Axe of Kindness T-Shirt! It may be hard to handle but this shirt is axactly what you need to look sharp this summer!
To help get you into your new Axe of Kindness shirt we are chopping prices by 15% from now until the end of May! Simply type the word "KNIVES" as the discount code and receive 15% off your purchase. You don't need to be a lumberjack to look okay in our shirts (it does help though if you sleep all night and work all day).
Also check out Kris' new print, Pet Peeve! You can find all our prints (signed by their respective creators) in the prints section!

The great explorer Robert P.Q. DenBleyker famously said, "Why are you bothering me again Andy, I thought we fired you... stop asking me for quotes." And it is in that spirit that we present this testament to the discovery of the C and H Monument. Check out this authentic photo of the locals checking out the Monument at its discovery! This 11 by 17 inch poster is history at its finest and you can find it here at our store!
Not only that, but look out for Rob at Phoenix Comicon at table 649! Read more about it below!
I'm happy to announce that Cyanide & Happiness is finally coming to Arizona.
I'll be at Phoenix Comicon on Memorial Day Weekend sharing a table with David Willis, creator of Shortpacked! and Dumbing of Age.
Come say hello at Table 649. Here's a map of the convention floor (table 649 is in the bottom section).
I'll have some plushies, t-shirts and posters for sale, but sketches are always free!
Hi guys!
I'm seeking an experienced web developer to help me bring a pretty cool personal project to fruition. It has to do with those Interactive Stories I used to do. This is a roughly two month paid project.
Required knowledge:
- HTML5
- PHP5 (with MVC experience)
- MySQL
- Javascript and jQuery
- Familiarity with Amazon Web Services APIs
- Experience with Kohana 3.2
- Experience with high volume or high concurrency websites
- Experience in user interfaces
- A good eye for design
Looking forward!
I wanted to extend a huge thanks to everyone who came to see us at C2E2.
We had a blast meeting all of you and drawing stupid things on oversize paper for everyone. We also had the good fortune of running into Ryan Pagelow, the creator of Buni, an awesome comic that you should all read.
And for those of you in Boston, I will be engaging in a Super Art Fight the night of Friday, May 4th alongside Zach Weiner of SMBC, Ethan Nicolle of Axe Cop and Caldwell Tanner from College Humor.
I've never been part of a Super Art Fight before, but I hear it involves booze, live music and drawing offensive things with giant sharpies. You also win if your crowd cheers the loudest, so I'd love it if a whole bunch of Cyanide & Happiness readers showed up.
The art fight is being hosted by ROFLCON, the world's premiere Internet culture event (yes, such a thing exists). You can get tickets here. Even Antoine Dodson is going!
New Cyanide & Happiness Comic
Stuff We Like

Toonhole: Classic cartoon style, modern day cynicism. Comic updates every M-W-F!
Past Stuffs!
Trails of Tarnation
Dick Figures
Eat That Toast!
Simpsons Pictures That I Gone And Done
White Lung
Past Stuffs!
Trails of Tarnation
Dick Figures
Eat That Toast!
Simpsons Pictures That I Gone And Done
White Lung







