It's getting to that special time of year when we all go and spend time with that special someone (or no one if you're forever alone). Gifts of chocolates, flowers, and fancy dinners are played out. Why not try a red plushy with a special Valentine's Day Card included?

We have a special Love colored plushy and card combo that is the perfect gift. But since Valentines is coming up soon you need to order quick. We will only have this in the store until February 9th. If you are outside the US, you should order Priority or Express, although we can't guarantee it'll get there in time with customs.
Also, we're doing another Banana Bar Crawl on March 3rd in Dallas. If you live around here, get a banana costume and RSVP here. Bananas!

Many years ago we did a comic rewrite contest (you can see the winners starting here). Well, we're doing it again! With prizes! Oh my goodness!
Here's how to participate:
- Pick any Cyanide & Happiness comic from our illustrious seven year archive.
- Change the text, and only the text. The artwork must remain as is.
- Post your new version on our Facebook page using the "Share Photo" feature.
The top seven funniest rewrites will be run on the site for a week, and their authors will receive both of our books (signed by all four of us), plus $50 to spend at our store.
Have fun!
WHY HELLO THAR!
Quick little announcement here regarding the C&H apps. First off, we just launched the Palm webOS version of the C&H app! All the delicious features of the other apps for webOS users.
Of course, versions of the apps are available for Android, Windows Phone and iPhone users as well.
Speaking of the iPhone apps, we've had a few reports of crashes and are eagerly working to fix the bugs. We've got our best nerds on the case as we speak. So hold tight!
Salutations, fellow fellas and ladyfellas! We have two GREAT nuggets of news to dip into your sauce.
First off, NO MORE POP-UNDER AD ON THE COMIC PAGE! We didn't want it, you didn't want it, it's not there. Cue applause, roll credits.
Second off, we're working with COMEDY CENTRAL on developing a TV show based on our comics. Nothing's set in stone yet, but with your patience and maybe a little supportive actions in the future, we'll see how far we can take this TV ordeal. Be sure to check out the announcement CC posted mentioning us on their 2012 production slate.
Get excited, folks.
After getting some requests, I'm signing prints of my video games at work comic. Click below to see it.

New Cyanide & Happiness Comic
Stuff We Like
Trails of Tarnation: A surreal and thoroughly entertaining Western, shot on traditional film.
Past Stuffs!
Dick Figures
Eat That Toast!
Simpsons Pictures That I Gone And Done
White Lung
Three Word Phrase
Past Stuffs!
Dick Figures
Eat That Toast!
Simpsons Pictures That I Gone And Done
White Lung
Three Word Phrase



